The Perfect Interview

So the interviewer asks," Can you handle more than one project at a time?"

The interviewee said,"Sir, I am like a computer. I can learn a task and perform it efficiently. I can perform better when I have the best guys around me like hardware and software. I can do multitasking but I may hang whenever you will ask me to copy and paste more than one item at a time because what happens when you copy-paste more than one item is:
* The load on the processor increases;
* As the load increases, the computer dissipates more heat;
* And finally, it affects the productivity and execution of the device.

But, when you  copy-paste one item at a time, it's like a thunder bolt. The productivity and execution increases exponentially and ultimately it makes you feel happy and satisfied. 
Am I saying that I can't do multitasking?
No, I can but ultimately it will affect my focus.
Focusing on 'n' items at same time means giving each item 1/n of your focus and I know that each item is not going to be as important when compared to each other?"



The interviewer asks,"Why should we hire you then?"

The interviewee said," Sir, many companies just need the grease of our joints and that's why they hire and the company expects people to work like robots and what do they do with the robots?
They train them, they rub their joints till the point they get old and after that companies start searching for a new model, new grease, new joints, new robots.

It's a never ending process and I don't want to be the part of this process. But, If you want your company's profit to increase exponentially, then you will need a man like me."

At last the interviewer said,"........." (What do you think?)   

This Is How The World Is Deceiving You [EXCLUSIVE]

You go to a restaurant with your family and you had a really great time. You know that your father is going to give a 5$ tip to the waiter but wait, your father just gave a 20$ tip. Nothing was special there, but just that the waiter gave a mint to the smallest kid in your family.

How could this happen? 
15$ extra as a tip from one family and no one knows how many people visit that restaurant regularly.

This is something we call The Law of Reciprocation. When someone do a favour or gives a gift, people feel a sense of obligation to return that favour and when they return any favour, they obviously return more than they got at the first place. Marketers know this and every reputed company around this world knows this.

But this is a part of our lifestyle from a very long time. Now you know the reason why a guy asks a girl if he can offer her a drink, now you know why Starbucks specially write your name on the cup to make you feel special (so that you can visit the place again), now you know why you are treated like a god whenever you enter a showroom and now you know what to do whenever you want something from someone.